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Canadian Glazer

A sex act in which you cover your partner in Maple syrup and try to lick it off before it hardens.
"Hey Glenn, what happened to the other half of your mustache?"

"I gave my old lady a Canadian Glazer and fell asleep halfway through"
by Mapik December 13, 2019
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Canadian Cascade

To perform a Canadian Cascade, you will need a bunk bed, two females, and four males. One of the nice ladies lies naked on the bottom bunk while all the males are on the top one. The males cut a hole in the upper mattress and simultaneously deficate, urinate, ejaculate , and vomit through it onto the waiting woman. They then proceed to gangbang the shit out of her while the other girl licks up the mess from the other's body.
Let's invite Tammy-Lynn and Shaniqua over tonight and see if they'll let us give them a good ole Canadian Cascade
by R_texas July 20, 2015
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Canadian Lollipop

The true canadian sexual act!

When a canadian had a new partner, it is traditional for the man to dip his dick into a bowl of maple syrup in order to have his partner lick it off.
Dude, you wouldn't believe it last night! Meredith gave me a Canadian Lollipop. It was great!
by HostelKris July 13, 2019
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canadian coldhole

The act of taking snow from outside, shoving it up your significant others asshole, then railing them until the

melted snow drips out.
Yesterday I gave my wife the Canadian coldhole. I shoved snow up her ass and then railed her and she loved every second of it!
by Stupidwhore93 January 11, 2021
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Canadian Trombone

When a person eats someone’s ass and they wear moose antlers and make moose noises.
Omg Brandon come over tonight I want a Canadian trombone and then we can play COD.
by Stretch_Carrot December 1, 2019
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Saving the Canadians

Dude, I was saving the canadians last night when my girlfriend walked in on me... It was so embarrassing.
by Oakwood Outlaws June 20, 2011
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Canadian Riot

by Ace55172379632432 October 4, 2022
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