by Zulurox March 19, 2020
Get the Short Panmug. The final, quickening, hurried thrusts just before a male ejaculates during intercourse. Also used to describe any activity that is near completion, when patience and attention to details might be overpowered by the urgency to finish the task. (From farmers who work in fields where some rows are 1/2 mile long or longer, corners or other obstacles are a welcome relief when you spend all day long behind the wheel of a slow traveling tractor driving in a straight line.)
It's been a long drive, getting up before the sun to get an early start, but we're in the short rows now; I can see the flashing red light on top of the water tower!
by JerichoNP August 9, 2017
Get the short rowsmug. Two cowboys relieving themselves. One glances down at the other's equipment and says , "You have right short pump there don't you son?"
by Wooddog October 21, 2017
Get the Short Pumpmug. by flash999 September 12, 2009
Get the short busmug. by kittytunayay March 16, 2009
Get the red shortsmug. To answer a question without wanting to give any background information usually due to shame. Also used when you know the complete answer is extremely unexciting.
Ryan- Hey Brad did you sleep with that chick last night?
Brad-Short answer? Yes
Ryan- Long answer?
Brad-Yes.. and she turned out to be a "he" so lets drop it ok...
How was the movie last night?
Short answer? It sucked.
Brad-Short answer? Yes
Ryan- Long answer?
Brad-Yes.. and she turned out to be a "he" so lets drop it ok...
How was the movie last night?
Short answer? It sucked.
by Paskeet September 13, 2009
Get the Short Answermug. What an ignorant person or dealership tech says the problem is when he or she does not have the mental capacity to properly diagnose an electrical problem in a vehicle. This conclusion is typically drawn after a tech plugs in a scan tool that does not tell him what the problem is and has no clue how to troubleshoot further.
by estebansux September 29, 2011
Get the shorted outmug.