Texas Instrument

A gun. A choppa. A burner. You need a Texas Instrument to calculate math problems and a Texas Instrument to stay calculated. Stop playin' wit me.

John: Don't let me catch you in the streets

Tevin: I ain't worried. I keep a Texas Instrument on meh

by Mr. Rugby November 3, 2020

Texas Breakfast

Where you crack an egg and scramble it inside someone's asshole with your sausage from vigorous fucking whilst also pouring buttermilk on them. Bonus points if you pour grits on their tits
Cowboy hat optional (but recommended)

Why didn't you answer my call?
Sorry man I was giving my girl that Texas Breakfast

by TheLordOfFridges November 6, 2022

snyder texas

A boring lifeless town full of racist negative people.

Why is Snyder Texas so god damm boring.

by Snyder High School sucks 123 October 5, 2022

texas water

Alternate name for the drink “Dr. Pepper”

“Go get me a nice cold glass of texas water!”

by spain-w/o-the-s December 25, 2021

texas franchise

Woshua Werez. A profesional cold war gun fight player.

Did you see Woshua Werez do the stairs play thats why they call him the texas franchise

by PolloLoco_357 March 7, 2022

Alexis texas

Alexis Texas is a yummy porn star who sucks yummy dick for money.

ayy yoo Alexis Texas come eat the big d for daddy will ya

by Hoes for days April 13, 2019

texas manwater

a slang term for unknowingly drinking human urine

At a party, if someone plays a joke on someone they despise. For instance, filling a beer bottle with urine, or mixing a drink with urine. Originated in Lincoln, Nebraska a group of friends began to refer to the the drink as Texas manwater.

by BurnoutNova May 22, 2008