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Testicle'd

When you are at a large music festival, and two circle groups form right next to each other, and you are stuck in between
Ohh mate you won't believe how many times I got testicle'd last night
by Generic_username1 March 3, 2015
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Testicular Gas

A suddenly swift and severe cramping pain in your testicles that wraps around your penis and radiates toward your anal crack.
Son: AAHH! Mom! My penis really hurts! It's like a cramp and I can feel it in my butt!

Mom: Calm down, Son..you just caught a case of the ole' "Testicular Gas". It'll pass.
by OhMyGoddessXoXo October 11, 2015
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Testicle Crack

Whenever a male's spouse shoves one or both testicles down their own ass crack, causing either extreme pain or orgasmic pleasure.
My girlfriend and I were getting frisky last night and all the sudden she gave me the testicle crack. I usually hate it but this time it was pretty great.
by Big Toe Licker January 6, 2016
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testicle fuck

"I testicle fucked a girl last night"
"Alex, you absolute dog, you!"
by Cloverman January 20, 2016
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testicular injury

The worst type of injury a man can endure
PLEASE KILL ME!!!- a man who suffered a testicular injury
by Nekminnit4 June 17, 2016
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Testicular Transfer

When a man (or women) cuts off their testacles and duct tapes them to the gennitals of another man giving him 4 nuts
Matt was extremely happy to know that thanks to the help of Paul he could have a testicular transfer
by Ikillfeminists12 June 12, 2016
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testicle job

when someone slaps youre testicles for youre arousal
dude last night betty gave me a testicle job
by Damen doggy January 20, 2017
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