take the cum

When you fail badly at something.

Person 1: Susan has her driving test today.
Person 2: I hope she doesn't take the cum.

Person 1: How was your math test?
Person 2: I really took the cum on that one.

by anonomoose May 5, 2014

take you out

When somebody says this to you, it means they're asking you out. They want to "take you out" on a date. Usually it also means that they'll pay for your meal.

"Hey shawty let me take you out tonight."

by koolinj April 28, 2020

It Takes Bun to Know Bun Burger

A burger served on a fancy bun

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the It Takes Bun to Know Bun Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

I wouldn't take that

A phrase used to incite or egg on another into retaliating against some perceived slight. Common in the playground / schoolyard in London of the 1980s

Raah, he cussed down your mum, I wouldn't take that you know!

by TheLivinShit May 18, 2009

I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

Very commonly used and inconspicuous excuse for getting out of pretty much anything. One can replace the word 'brother' with any relative that would make sense. Possible substitutes include but are not limited to:
Sister, Cousin, Nephew, Niece, etc.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna hang out?
(Guy 2) One sec... Nah, I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna see a movie with some friends?
(Guy 2) Can't tonight, I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna play some football today?
(Guy 2) Sorry man, I can't play today. I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

by the putman August 22, 2009

Take it like a pro

One who takes it in the anal or vaginal area without moaning there for is pro

Coty take it like a pro

by InSane x STuNNa July 1, 2011

face down take down

A brutal take down/hold technique which is taught in most police academies. It has been banned in several states because it is know to kill the victim.

A police did a face down take down on my ass for not tucking in my shirt.

by hightower 1st October 9, 2009