Danced Her Under The Table

When you grind, or freak with someone at a dance, club, party, or any other gathering of people.

Wow. Liana really got freaky last night!
Yah, Wesley totally danced her under the table.

by LasSquirrels April 11, 2011

Knights of the Round Table

A group of individuals so closely knit that they are known simply as "The Knights". When the group is together, preferably at a round glass table, together they partake in the lush activities that encompass consuming cannibus. This small group of people that come together day in, day out to enjoy the fruitfulness of marijuana's treasure share a deep bond closer than even that of any molecular bond. They are inseparable. They are the Knights of the Round Table.

Hey, did you guys see the Knights of the Round Table last night? I wish I could be them, they have harnessed the true meaning of life together.

by jesusshuttlesworth69 October 29, 2012

rainbow table tennis

Where two homosexual men play ping-pong with their cocks until one ejaculates and then the other one has to suck his cock with the ping-pong ball in his mouth at the same time. For professional games contestants wear colored condoms. This game usually involves a rabbits head, a dogs foot, and alot of Astro-Glide. To start the game "referes" hold a playgirl magazine and yell "players start your engines".

Sigfried: Like OH EM GEE La' Foul like me and Roy played a game of underground rainbow table tennis .

La' Foul: Wow who won?

Sigrfried: HA he can't handle his dick... he didn't hit it once. But then again no one really loses.
*winks and then they have rough butt sex*

by jelly filled dick August 2, 2007

under the table

An open but confusing sexual orientation.

If you were to walk into a room in which one person was in the closet and another were under the table, you would probably notice (and be confused by) the the person under the table, while you would probably not notice the person in the closet. The person under the table is not hiding, but nor does the person conform to standard categories (gay, straight, bi) or expectations of behavior. Communication about why a person is under the table is often hampered because explanations are complicated, easily misunderstood, disregarded as self-delusion, or even because the person under the table does not fully understand.

Q: Is Pat gay, straight, or bi?
A: None of the above, he's under the table.

by Under the Table January 13, 2009

before-table

A group of especially unattractive subjects occupying public group furniture. Term is adapted from the label on the initial image of a set of before/after pictures commonly used to illustrate the effectiveness of a product or service advertised to improve one's image.

Did you see the chicks at the before-table when we entered? For a second, I thought we walked onto the set of an infomercial.

by hitbyageo April 25, 2004

session-table

Table with height not exceeding 20 cm, used for holding beer, tobacco, drug paraphenalia inc. mirrors etc. during a session. The lower the table the better 'cos everybody ends up on the floor munted

A shop in Brighton that sells Thai furniture does excellent session-tables

by Katherine23 April 27, 2006

Final Table Courtesy

In a poker tournament, the act of not placing a bet when other players are in the same pot as a player that is all-in. Thereby increasing the chance of the player that is all-in being knocked out. Two hands are better then one.

Jim goes all-in due to being blinded out. Tony calls. Bill calls. Everyone else folds. The flop comes. Bill bets 1000 chips. Tony folds. Bill has demonstrated a classic example of lack of Final Table Courtesy. He has lowered the chance of knocking Jim out.

by Louis Droit January 19, 2009