Wedding guest: can you play the twat stomp?
Wedding dj: sure, right after the chicken dance!
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Wedding dj: sure, right after the chicken dance!
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by Blarc July 11, 2016
Get the Twat stomp mug.Shana "you're such a condescending twat, why do I have to get everything?"
Josef "Because youre not as good as me"
Josef "Because youre not as good as me"
by ManiaMoron December 13, 2014
Get the condescending twat mug.Mozzarella Twat(noun)
Mozzarella Twat is defined as having a mozzarella stick in your crotch, vajayjay, vagina, etc. Mozzarella stick is not to be confused with a penis, it is simply a mozzarella stick.
Mozzarella Twat is defined as having a mozzarella stick in your crotch, vajayjay, vagina, etc. Mozzarella stick is not to be confused with a penis, it is simply a mozzarella stick.
Person 1: "What is in your lap mom?"
Person 2: "Oh don't worry, I just have a mozzarella twat!"
Mozzarella Twat can also be used as an insult in place of other obscenities; "That Jessica is a shit-talking, ass kissing mozzarella twat!"
Person 2: "Oh don't worry, I just have a mozzarella twat!"
Mozzarella Twat can also be used as an insult in place of other obscenities; "That Jessica is a shit-talking, ass kissing mozzarella twat!"
by ShawnathanNunes December 10, 2013
Get the Mozzarella Twat mug.Jim: And let me tell you Larry, i buttered her twat toast all night long
Larry: Damnit Jim, all i ever get these days is some pasty ass.
Jim: It was great.
Larry: Damnit Jim, all i ever get these days is some pasty ass.
Jim: It was great.
by theonewhohasnolife June 30, 2009
Get the twat toast mug.when your man is going down on you and once he looks up to watch you cum you punch him square in the face.
by singletracklife June 10, 2016
Get the Twat-Knocker mug.- Regarding female arousal; a person who causes sex drive and arousal to diminish in an instant.
- A boner killer for women.
- A boner killer for women.
"So I was totally about to hook up with Mike last night, until he took his pants off. Total twat flop."
by vulgaroblivion March 6, 2015
Get the Twat Flop mug.Someone who repeatedly has to talk about their shitty Iphone, especially with reference to the latest pointless application they have just downloaded, to the extent everyone in the surrounding area rolls their eyes with boredom.
"Since Jim has bought an Iphone, he has turned from a decent sort of chap into a complete and utter App Twat".
by Bored Pilot April 17, 2010
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