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think tank wank

when you bust a nut only with your imagination or replaying memories of events in your head

commonly performed when internet access is poor
my phone ran out of charge and i lost my charger so i had to have a think tank wank instead.
by Toe_Cutter October 28, 2023
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.9.there are some really big changes coming up and because they will take place in areas of your life that can sometimes be challenging you must stay alert at all times. You must also resolve not to let your emotions cloud your thinking.9.
.9.there are some really big changes coming up and because they will take place in areas of your life that can sometimes be challenging you must stay alert at all times. You must also resolve not to let your emotions cloud your thinking.9.
by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. October 13, 2025
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Please think about it

The boy asks the girl out and the girl says no so the boy says please think about it i beg you
by Please think about it October 20, 2019
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k0 thinking

Originates from game theory, (the field of math, not the Youtube channel.) The 0 is replaceable with any number, usually no higher than k1. Describes how many "levels" of thinking someone exhibits.

k0: I am going to play scissors.
k1: I know Bob usually plays paper, so I'm going to play scissors.
k2: Bob knows I usually play rock, so he will play paper, and to beat him I will play scissors.
k3: Bob is aware that that I know he usually plays scissors, and that I'll play rock to beat him, so he will play paper. To beat that, I will play scissors.
etc.
1: What the hell? The highway was completely jammed yesterday, but the second I think to come take this shortcut, the highway's empty, and the damn shortcut is jammed!
2: What the hell kind of k0 thinking is that man? Did you not think about how everyone else ALSO knows about this shortcut?
by Anthony Hotel August 26, 2025
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If you think about it

Something that welon for some reason says because its funny :)
"i mean if you think about it its true that the earth is flat"
- welon
by Auyen November 23, 2020
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Think differently

"He needs to think differently"~Person who thinks their mind is better than yours. I'm glad I had this one primed. I've has this in the tabs for a week.
Hym "Trying to control what people think is far more morally repugnant than trying to control was they do. And the idea that I need to think differently is predicated on an a priori presupposition that you mind works better than mine. If your mood does not reflect your circumstance then you are delusional. It that 'This is fine' meme where everything is on fire. You don't give a shit about peoples mental health, you give a shit about denying yourself culpability. See, she's existing wrong and if only your thought were in her brain... Well then she'd be one of the true Scottsman! Golden and pure. Then you would cooperate. Then she could be allowed to exist qithin the confines of your solipsistic reality. This is you conflating the outcome of your life with the superiority of your ethos. Your ego can't take it. You can't NOT be the master of reality. You did reality right. And no one cam tell you otherwise."
by Hym Iam March 11, 2023
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