Voracity Patch

An avant-garde rock band from Finland, responsible for some of the greatest songs of the 1980s.

I went to the Voracity Patch concert on Wednesday night; Olaavi threw a ceramic pig at me.

by Magzz June 02, 2004

Watermelon Patch

A large amount of hair in the center of the lower back above the butt crack.

There’s not a lot of hair on his back but he’s got a huge watermelon patch.

by KG6 February 22, 2021

Wet patch survivor

A child fathered by a wanker

My kids are all wet patch survivors

by Gmadilemma August 13, 2022

Wet patch survivor

A child who's father is a wanker

All my children are wet patch survivors their father is a wanker

by Gmadilemma August 13, 2022

Muffin Patch

A girl names Sophie

Heyyy honey bun
Heyyy muffin patch

by HoneyBunzes May 17, 2023

smoosh patch

The underlying hair beneath an otherwise shaved vagina; used to soften the blow of balls slapping and soaking up sex sweat.

Without that girl's smoosh patch, my balls would be hurtin'

by ZeroCool73 April 02, 2016

patch of infinity

bandaging up a permanent scar. pointlessness.

why doesn't rob get a nose job?
that would just be a patch of infinity

by fuckoffdick December 11, 2010