Large tarantula like creatures that emerge from the chest of a young teen unfortunately ignorant enough to pick acne until it develops into a large scar (Whooping Nest). Are known to make loud whooping noises and ruin social events and gatherings. Though all the spiders may leave the nest the memory of them will haunt you FOREVER!
"Stop picking at that spot, it will turn into a whooping nest", "Whats that sound?" "WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP!" "JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST ITS THE WHOOPING SPIDERS!!!"
by Beats Hatemaker January 20, 2011
To surprise someone with a nasty present under the guise of something pleasant, usually with the intention to scare.
-Danny. I got something for you... You know how we got a little naughty at that party last month?
-Oh hell yeah, Jennie! What is it?!
-My pregnancy results!
-Don't fucking give me spider box like that, bitch!
-Oh hell yeah, Jennie! What is it?!
-My pregnancy results!
-Don't fucking give me spider box like that, bitch!
by notRJM April 13, 2009
A vagina that has been out of use for so long that it has come alive. It grows eight legs, lots of hair and it also shoots webs.
No 1: I had a rough woman last night...
No 2: What happened?
No 1: I think she had a spider flange 'cause when i was trying to sleep i felt something wrapping around my leg...like a web.
No 2: Raging for you. I heard you got fruit gummed....
No 2: What happened?
No 1: I think she had a spider flange 'cause when i was trying to sleep i felt something wrapping around my leg...like a web.
No 2: Raging for you. I heard you got fruit gummed....
by potato pusher January 01, 2011
Hey, quit lookin' at my spider nipples!
Don't laugh at my spider nipples please.
Look at the spider nips on that one.
Don't laugh at my spider nipples please.
Look at the spider nips on that one.
by spidernips June 18, 2014
The sequence of pulling out, and spitting in your hand, then blowing your load on the spit. Then tapping your partners shoulder, and flinging the gunk palm side up at her face and yelling, BLAA!
by J-Rizzles August 26, 2008
by tyyrytryuetyuery July 13, 2008
The act of positioning ones arms between their legs and thrusting towards the ground shrieking loudly like a spider monkey.
Tom came home after an exhausting spider monkey with Sherry. Then sherry came home and Tom grundel thundered her (look up grundle thunder)
by Wagner/ Thrasher May 04, 2006