Flat River Racers

The most bad ass race car drives found in Pickerington Ohio . Deals with nothing but lights, speed and sound and most definitely their looks. They have their own crew apparel. One member of the frr in particular has serious trouble installing under-glow and can’t talk to girls. On the other hand another member of the FRR buys his girls.
Person 1- you ever heard of the Flat River Racers?

Person 2- yeah! Those are some bad ass mother fuckers !
by Frr-accountant December 27, 2019
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E-Flat Clarinet

The E-flat clarinet is a member of the clarinet family, smaller than the more common B♭ clarinet and pitched a perfect fourth higher. It is typically considered the sopranino or piccolo member of the clarinet family and is a transposing instrument in E♭ with a sounding pitch a minor third higher than written.

The E♭ clarinet is used in orchestras, concert bands, and marching bands, and plays a central role in clarinet choirs, carrying melodies that would be uncomfortably high for the B♭ clarinet. Solo repertoire is limited, but composers from Berlioz to Mahler have used it extensively as a solo instrument in orchestral contexts.

It is important that the E-Flat clarinetist play in tune, otherwise they canmake an otherwise beautiful sounding band sound bad.
Guy 1: Jesus, this band sounds terrible.
Guy 2: Well, it has an E-Flat Clarinet player.
Guy 1: Well, that explains it.
by Anonymo Dynamo February 03, 2021
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Chris's flat tire

When your long hair gets tangled in the pubes of a Puerto Rican transsexuals prostitute while your semen leaks down your riding pants into your pedal locks
by Fatkid0220 December 23, 2020
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flat lay down

used in the car biz. for when a customer comes in and picks a vehicle and pays full asking price, and any extras!
Every customer Brian gets is a flat lay down!
by b rain t November 07, 2008
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Flat Soda

A girl with an attractive body, but an ugly face. She is usually used and abused for sexual pleasure by men, but never wifed. You just beat her pussy up and bounce.
Dude 1: Yo! Did you hit up that girl from last night?

Dude 2: Nah. Shes like flat soda. Ima just keep her around in case I get thirsty!
by The Bizzle 1978 March 17, 2014
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old man with a flat

an old man that can't get a hard on.
I used to could fuck all night but now I'm just an old man with a flat.
by Deep Blue 2012 August 21, 2009
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flat chest phoebe

when a bitch called phoebe goes up to you and roasts you so you say she has a flat chest and as she laughs you firmly grab her testicles and chest causing you to be canceled
I just did a flat chest phoebe during lunch.
by Milfhentaisenpai April 10, 2022
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