Damn I should have showered after sex last night. My nut hairs are all stuck together because of these these dick boogers.
by RdaddydickJones May 11, 2022
Get the Dick Boogers mug.The act of giving a guy a blowjob and keeping his load in your mouth before putting your mouth on his nose, blowing the cum into him, and then sucking on his mouth until the snot and cum reach your mouth again.
Guy 1:"Why are you using so much nasal spray today?"
Guy 2:"This random ass girl I was with last night blew my load into my nose and sucked it out from my mouth!"
Guy 1:"Damn, she Booger Baited you?"
Guy 2:"This random ass girl I was with last night blew my load into my nose and sucked it out from my mouth!"
Guy 1:"Damn, she Booger Baited you?"
by Donny_Dorito September 3, 2023
Get the Booger Baited mug.When you are taking a shower and vigorously blow your nose between your hands, the boogers fly out of your nose at breakneck speed into your man bush. Introducing... the creation of lè booger bush.
Big Easy: Dude, do you ever have to blow your nose so bad that you shart?
Tyrantula: Even worse man. I blow my nose so hard in the shower that my boogies get caught in my Amazon forest and I can’t find them. Now I got a friggen booger bush!
Big Easy: I just bushted a nut.
Tyrantula: Even worse man. I blow my nose so hard in the shower that my boogies get caught in my Amazon forest and I can’t find them. Now I got a friggen booger bush!
Big Easy: I just bushted a nut.
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