Swedish Mile

The walk home late at night when you are drunk.

I got kicked outta the party last night - totally had to walk the swedish mile

by Griddlebone February 23, 2011

swesty.

someone intelligent, witty, humorous, and fun to be around

He's such a swesty.
Did you see that person?. he's so swesty.

by Julie May 13, 2005

Swedish Rag

When you jiz on a paper towel (or rag) and then clean the lint off your cock with the dampened towel (or rag).

Mom: Timmy, why is there lint on this paper towel?

Timmy: Swedish rag!

by Anti January 1, 2005

Swedish Smore

When you eat a smore out of a girls pussy

Jack had a swedish smore.

by Vinny Costa July 23, 2007

Smesing

To type (and send) SMS messages from a mobile device (phone).

Peter is smesing his girl friend.
Stop smesing me!

by Umar Rehman December 12, 2008

swedish corn muffin

the result of an italian bakery.

she gave herself an italian bakery and her swedish corn muffin tasted so good.

by johnny knoxville88956 February 26, 2009

Swedish pop-tart

by roberts terms, sex with a spatula....lik a cherry pop tart: pop it and part it.

Damn robert, did you swedish pop-tart that girl?
hells YEA!!

by kelseyyyyy katttt December 9, 2008