spoop bucket

A bucket filled with semen and poop

Jack: Damnit my spoop bucket is full, can you go dump it out on the sidewalk?
Stranger: I don’t even know you, I’m taking a walk with my 8 year old daughter.
Jack: If you don’t want to do it can she do it?

by Janribet October 3, 2021

spookiww

Another word for simp

Ashley : your acting like a spookiww stalking her ig

by Nf0 Sp00k December 26, 2021

Spook Poot

When a black man names Brian farts in one area where you don't hear it, but then walks up to you smelling of shit.

Damn it Brian! You just got me with a spook poot again!

by Big Whitey Ford February 18, 2022

Spooder

1. An affectionate and endearing word for a spider, especially Jumping Spiders and Peacock Spiders, which have cartoonishly large eyes fuzzy bodies and short legs.

2. A word for a spider from an extremely heavy accents.

3. (From 1.) A cute or sexually appeling monster-girl with spider-like qualities or lower body.

1. Tiny Spooder! Don't squish it!

2. Tha-ere's a spooder. 'Sa black widder. Don' le'm bitecha.

3. TFW no spooder GF to tie me up and fuck me until I'm a dried out husk...

by oron61 July 19, 2022

spoogesicum

It is a type of sperm or cum

Spoogesicum. -Peter Griffin

by spoogesicum August 21, 2022

renal spooge

Renal spooge is the output created by your kidneys when you let a bad bladder infection go untreated. The "spooge" is a thick green discharge that smells vaguely like a combination of shit, cheese and asparagus.

My GF let her UTI go and started leaking renal spooge all over the place.

by Billy Ballsack January 6, 2008

7 spoons

A phrase used to suggest to someone they should stop complaining and get over their problem (see get over it) because no-one is listening. See also whinger

Ali: Why can't everybody just get along and stop the hating?!
Andy: 7 spoons. Seriously.

by MrAndy January 14, 2008