Spider box

To surprise someone with a nasty present under the guise of something pleasant, usually with the intention to scare.

-Danny. I got something for you... You know how we got a little naughty at that party last month?
-Oh hell yeah, Jennie! What is it?!
-My pregnancy results!
-Don't fucking give me spider box like that, bitch!

by notRJM April 13, 2009

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Bum Spiders

1. When sitting in a park and your friend discovers a spider approaching your lower back going for your bum. This spider could be aiming to actually get inside your bum, therefore becoming a bum spider.

2. An imaginary STI where if you have anal sex too much, spiders will become attracted to your bum, then being able to be passed on to someone else who has anal sex with you.

Helena: "DAMN there's a spider going towards your ass!"

Doug: "SHIT damn bum spiders!!"

by HelenaLexxiFoxxx September 29, 2010

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spider nipples

Nipples that are so hairy, they look like spiders on ones chest.

also know as "Spider Nips"

Hey, quit lookin' at my spider nipples!

Don't laugh at my spider nipples please.

Look at the spider nips on that one.

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Spider Flange

A vagina that has been out of use for so long that it has come alive. It grows eight legs, lots of hair and it also shoots webs.

No 1: I had a rough woman last night...

No 2: What happened?

No 1: I think she had a spider flange 'cause when i was trying to sleep i felt something wrapping around my leg...like a web.

No 2: Raging for you. I heard you got fruit gummed....

by potato pusher December 31, 2010

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Spider web

The sequence of pulling out, and spitting in your hand, then blowing your load on the spit. Then tapping your partners shoulder, and flinging the gunk palm side up at her face and yelling, BLAA!

Dammit, i was just getting into a very mature relationship and the bastard spider webbed me.

by J-Rizzles October 18, 2008

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