Self Sperm Catch 

When you cum and turn around fast enough to Self Sperm Catch.

That man is incredible, he can Self Sperm Catch!

Self Sperm Catch by David Bowe6969 December 7, 2019

Wireless Sperm 

When you cum in the wrong direction and get another girl pregnant

Bro I s accidentally used wireless sperm on Lizzy now she’s preggo

Wireless Sperm by Douglas smithus May 17, 2021

Devil's Sperm

Mayonnaise.

I would like the turkey sub without devil's sperm please.

I'll take a BLT, hold the devil's sperm please.

Does your ranch dressing have devil's sperm in it?

Devil's Sperm by Huevoscartledge March 25, 2011

mustard seed sperm 

When you have a mustard patch or tardy patch and all the dead sperm spills onto your lover. Usually yellow in color. Mustardy smell due to the latex-sperm combo.

Don't worry baby; it's mustard seed sperm... you'll be fine. Let me get you a german hanky so we can clean you all up.

mustard seed sperm by hexicon September 13, 2006

Toxic Sperm Buildup TSB

Scientist report that men working on oil platforms commonly suffer from a condition called TSB or Toxic Sperm Buildup.

This condition arises when the said man is separated from the woman that he loves.
Symptoms include a very ill attitude, loss of sleep, morning tent, and the symptom most dreaded by all the said mans closest friends ........phone ear.
Sadly the condition only has one cure.
Like everything else if you soak it in cider that will make it all better.

Toxic Sperm Buildup TSB by Marty and Michelle June 10, 2005

sneeze sperm velocity

The unknown factor of how fast it would go if a girl sneezed while some one blew there load down there throat.

We need to submit our theory of sneeze sperm velocity to NASA.

sneeze sperm velocity by Raziel April 21, 2003

loser sperm 

The discharge that exist the penis right before the actual sperm. Also known as pre-nut. Loser sperm can actually cause conception resulting in a very stupid child that will grow into a stupid adult. Also known as Emo kids.

Sure you pulled out in time, but your son listens to emo music and crys...often. Your mistake of a son is the result of loser sperm.

loser sperm by Rooster von dtuch November 1, 2006