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Spider

A sexual position where a male wraps his legs around his other female/male partner and wraps his arms around the neck and proceeds to give anal. It is also optional for the male to latch on to the female's or maybe even the male's breasts with his hands.
Dude, did you hear of that new sex position called the spider? No, but it sounds erotic and fun!
by Nevinator August 3, 2006
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Spider-Man

(Verb) When one sex partner spooges into his palm and quickly lobs it at the other. Alternately, no sex partner is needed, just jizz and fling.
Rude prisoner: Gave that sucka guard a spider-man.

Randy-at-the-last: Unng unnh ahhh oohh! Here baby, catch! Hehehheh. Spider-man!
by Waer December 22, 2005
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my spider sense is tingling

What is said sarcasticly when a slow-witted somebody discovers that things are not as they appear long after everyone else has assumed it. Derived spiderman
This car is still making a rattling sound, are you sure you fixed it?

My spider sense is tingling.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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Barking Spider

n. Its when you fart. Then you blame it on an imaginary spider.
Oh boy there is a nother barking spider guys.
by woody420haro February 15, 2009
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Ace of Spades

A gay man not Black, who would sex slave for all Black men.
Be my ace of spades.
by Jack of water March 9, 2017
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Spider Man

A technique of avoiding a gross public toilet seat. Simply press both arms and both feet against the walls of the toilet stall and raise yourself above the seat.
That seat was so gross that I had to do a Spider Man!
by Big Al72 March 2, 2011
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Spade Shafting

An action performed by shoving the blade end of a shovel up a female vagina, then breaking off the back half of the shovel and sticking that up her butthole
My friend wanted to get back at his ex for dumping him so I tought him the painful art of spade shafting
by sumthinred October 8, 2011
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