Short Time

Slang use by slant slash hookers in Thailand to notate length of sexual contract. Usually about 90 minutes in this case.
(see Long Time)
(see slant slash)

Short Time prices for some spicy Thai curry pussy are usually 1000 to 1500 Baht. In rare instances, it can be as low as 300 to 500 Baht (10 to 15 USD)

by BigD101 December 28, 2007

short order cook

typically overweight pissed off employee of some shit company ie: waffle house, ihop. who tends to have anger issues with anyone else we call "people".

Person 1: hey i need an omelet!
Short order cook: go to hell!

by classyshit October 27, 2011

have deep pockets and short arms

to be rich and stingy

You sir, clearly have deep pockets and short arms.

by The Retrun of Light Joker January 13, 2009

Shortys on bang

is a hot as girl or braud that u wanna get busy with ..

a very attractive female
any women thats not fat

Shortysonbang.com is shortys on bang

everytime u see a shortys on bang ., jus announce to whoever your with , (within reason . lol)

your pointing out shortys on bang to your buddys at the club

Damn theres a tight ass shortys on bang

Shortys on bang at the mall

Shortys on bang at BP

Shortys at bang at the beach

Shortys on bang all over ,

by william holdin September 6, 2011

ShortyMcDingDong

When someone does something very stupid, looks weird, or said something stupid. The word ShortyMcDingDong first appeared in the book “House Arrest” and it sounded very funny. Since ShortyMcDingDong is a person, people do not say it like “You did a ShortyMcDingDong”, people say it like “That was a very ShortyMcDingDong move right there.”

person 1: misses a soccer ball shot right in front of him

person 2: That was a very ShortyMcDingDong move of you

person 1: bro shut the fuck up

by hackerman/cool dude April 14, 2022

shortevity

The opposite of longevity. A short duration of life due to hot driving burning madness, too much caffeine, too much sex, too much intensity, too much quick chemical food and not enough cooling chill gladness.

Take a break my friend; your shortevity fuse is ripping!

by Star Blazer June 29, 2009

shortbonics

The new conversational phenomenon of removing several letters of a regular word, thus creating a new shortened version of the word.

Shortbonics is creating slang by shortening regular words. "Totally" becomes "totes". "Jealous" becomes "Jeal". For example:

Taylor: "Sandy said my calves look fat in these shoes."
Jessica: "Ugh, don't listen to her, she's just jeal."
Taylor: "Totes jeal."

by iinventedshizam July 12, 2012