shift one

the "cool" (read: camp) way of writing an exclamation mark, usually written many times after something that is blatantly not funny

bryan is gay lol *shift one*

i went *shift one* to the shops *shift one* lol *shift one**shift one**shift one*

by yahni-kay-carson n kieran January 11, 2008

shift cripple

term, which describes little 93'-kiddies, who don't know when to hit the shift-button on their keyboard. These kids mostly use abbreviations like ILY and/or lysm.

kid writes on yahoo: "i loVe YoU sO mUCh!"
I reply: "You's a shift cripple"

by Pop the cherry April 4, 2009

shift1

This is sometimes used to replace the common exclamation point, but most often they are used together.

It usually expresses extreme happiness or anger about something, and a regular exclamation point isn't enough to express how the person feels.

Occasionally the word shift is left out and just the number 1 is used.

Wow!11!!shift1111!!shift1!! I can't believe Flo Rida came to S'toon!!!11shift1!!

by 1337 PWN July 26, 2009

shift-faced

Riding motorcycles or quads around completely wasted. term comes from a brand of riding gear called Shift.

lets drink before we go riding, i want to go out shift-faced

by Papacav May 14, 2010

Shifle Shafle

To shift from one job position to another in a shift.

Mary shifle shafled from cut/stock to guest greet to dish all night.

by Issa Dabu January 13, 2013

sheffield ski pole

Getting you nob out and dancing round in town when its really cold and you have an erection. It has to be good music you dance to ...i suggest Smiling Ivy.

Yeh, i heard that Steve got arrested last night for waving his sheffield ski pole in a policeman's face!

Arrested for a sheffield ski pole?!!

Thats harsh

by The Smiling Sam November 3, 2013

Shifiniti

The branding of Bermans Infiniti. Cross between shit and Infiniti.

I purchased a car from Shifiniti. It was bunk.

by beatbox5 February 21, 2015