between the sheets

booty-bangin' fun for the whole family

man, jeff looks tired. i bet he spent last night bewtween the sheets.

by sekio March 24, 2004

livin' that sheltered life

living the sheltered life is pretty much being the lamest kid EVER! like it entails that you are a chupmunck and basically the lamest kid ever. you don't leave the confines of your room to go outside, you stay in your house and watch anime all the time. You read manga and watch that hentai(DON'T CLICK IT) and get off from that. The only time you will probably leave the house is to wither go to boy scouts or game stop. And i love game stop. just not with all the chupmuncks and lame-o's there. You know nothing about anything, like sex or drugs or anything. You live like a little Christian boy or girl. the way to figure out if a friend is living the sheltered life is to ask them "Are you living the sheltered life?" if their answer is "What?" or "huh?", then you should probably tell them that they are living that sheltered life. if their answer is "no." or "AWW HELL NAW!"then your friend is safe from living that sheltered life. you should probably help your friend who is living the sheltered life NOT live the sheltered life by taking them to the club and moving them into society so they can be healthy, normal people.

livin' that sheltered life

by haleighbaby:) May 28, 2011

sheet

What a brotha calls a white girl.

Damn man I ain't gonna be wit no mo sheets. thems bitches is crazy.

by kid vicious April 22, 2004

sheetard

A Halo noob who insists on using banshees in multiplayer combat. Banshees are for n00bs.

That idiot is using a shee. Dang it. What a sheetard.

by Chigglywiggly December 11, 2007

sheet biter

n. Another word for a homosexual male. Since the experience can be painful at first, the man being entered may bite the sheets.
Often used in a derogatory manner.

Did you know that he's a sheet biter?

by harus October 16, 2008

Meat Sheets

Condoms, aka: Jimmy Hats, Johnnies, rubbers

I need to go get meat sheets so I don't catch cock rot from your mother

by Oisin O' Broin January 2, 2011

Wrinkled Sheets

1. n - The breast of an elderly woman.

2. n - The old dusty cunt of an elderly woman.

3. n - The big floppy monstrosity some nasty stretched out bitch calls her pussy.

4. v - To fuck someone so hard that they grip the sheets and cause the the permanent press to not be so permanent.

1. "And then... she let her wrinkled sheets fall from her chest. There was no escaping the horror then."

2. "Those lips... I parted those wrinkled sheets and stuck my tongue in."

3. Bill: Hey Ted, did you smash Mandy, yet?
Ted: I was going to, but then I saw her wrinkled sheet and didn't want anything to with her.
Bill: I can fit my foot in there....

4. Nigga: Bitch, get dat ass ready. I gon wrinkle yo sheets!
Bitch: Oh hell yeah, daddy. Do me like yo name Shaggy!

by imthatawesome October 23, 2012