suck the semen from the marijuana

When you try to get the best and last of your marijuana

to suck so hard on your bong that you smoke all of it, and it is sucked into the water

get a large hit

to get such a good hit, ht you jizz.

Sarah: dude you have to suck the semen from the marijuana

by imonlyanatom December 3, 2010

Subterranean Siberian Sperm Spitting Semen Serpent

A name for the giant white penis that lives in my pants.

That bitch liked to shit her pants when I pulled out my subterranean Siberian sperm spitting semen serpent.

by olaf the cockmaster April 22, 2011

Semen Par

When on the last hole of a golf course the winning player cum's into the hole following his shot for par.

I shot a 72 last weekend for semen par.

by Sandels Butter March 26, 2009

semenator

A semenator is kinda like a Squirmanator except probably not as cool. A semenator is extreme good at ejaculating a lot more semen(sperm) than the average human. Basicly, anyone that you know that puts out enough to fill a glass is definitly a semenator. Can also be used in relation to liquids of mass amounts, see examples.

1. My ex-boyfriend was such a semenator.
2. Dude, that guy's sprinkler system puts out so much water, I'm not even sure why he hasn't won the semenator award yet.
3. I wish I was a semenator so I could have kids.

by lonely188 September 8, 2008

Semend

The point in time at which it becomes painfully obvious that the male has become infertile.

When he was unable to knock up his girlfriend, the fertility tests clearly showed that he had reached his semend.

by Jon Rosen (aka Bleurose) February 11, 2009

semendipity

When a boy gets play -- and sexual release -- when he least expects it.

"The possibility of meeting someone was the last thing on my mind, but in a stroke of semendipity I made out with that girl all night long."

by AP Styles August 8, 2009

Semen Slurpy

a thick beverage enjoyed by women and the occational homosexual man. Not sold at 7-11, may be found outside for about 20 bucks.
also known as protein shake

She looked thirsty so i gave her a semen slurpy

by 12131415161 October 6, 2009