Ban Sandwich

Getting banned

Banned Sandwich is when one being leeches files from another and fails to share files on their behalf resulting in the sharer banning the leecher.

Another common example is if one encounters a troll this can result in a Ban Sandwich

by Labman December 19, 2009

Tickle Sandwich

When a person is hugging someone and another person hugs the other two and forms a sandwich.

Once said sandwich is created the person in the middle tickles either the person behind or in front of them...

Dani went to hug Neftali and Maddy was hugging her too! They were sandwiched together when Dani tickled Neftali and created a tickle sandwich.

by Terra_Silas November 10, 2009

Bone Sandwich

Getting punched in the face with a penis.

Man, that girl was about to go down on me but I accidentally tripped and gave her a bone sandwich.

by Slackrabbit December 21, 2013

chief sandwich officer

The individual in every organization that is most concerned by what is for lunch. He/She does not order lunch. But must have lunch. Always. Even when it is dinner.
Father of the modern position of Chief Sandwich Officer: Brady Walcott.

One hour after lunch, my Chief Sandwich Officer explained he was hungry. Being experienced senior management, he produced a pocket sandwich and ate heartily. This both quieted his hunger and insured I had to answer all client questions since his mouth was full and it would be rude to speak.

by Troubled by the CSO April 8, 2015

Hotdog Sandwich

A Hotdog Sandwich is a type of sandwich made primarily of bread and hot dogs. In most cases, 1-2 hot dogs will be sliced length-wise and placed on top of a single slice of bread, on top of which is placed a second slice of bread. Ketchup or other condiments may be added if desired.

This is a great alternative to eating hot dogs on a bun when you only have bread and no buns.

Person 1: "So me and my girlfriend went home last night and made some hotdog sandwiches."
Person 2: "Oh nice dude, hehehe... So you mean..."
Person 1: "I mean we made sandwiches with hotdogs in them! You thought that was some kind of sexual innuendo didn't you. You spend WAY too much time on Urban Dictionary..."

by comment_spock May 25, 2015

Norwegian sandwich

When you stick a food in a girls vagina, then you penetrate her until the food is gone then with the residue on the penis you make the girl lick the food off of the penis. Then you ejaculate until seme comes out and let her swallow the semen.

Guy #1: Bruh me and my girl was getting freaky last night, we did a Norwegian Sandwich.
Guy #2: Aye, did y'all really do a Norwegian sandwich?

by El Hacedor De Lluvia April 1, 2016

assfart sandwich

When flatulence is (violently and forcefully) expulsed from the rectum upon 2 slices of (white) bread.

I had an assfart sandwich for lunch. Canned tuna is getting expensive.

by therealOG2018 April 13, 2018