salty gash

a womans vagina that, during cunny lingus, tastes salty and is perhaps unpleasantly fishy smelling.

Man I tell you she has got salty gash real bad. Man it was a minge I tell ya I nearly threw up my ratatouille into her crack.

by ivor rheulli biggun February 22, 2008

Salty Mongoose

When a man ejaculates on a girls face, then smacks her face with his member a few times, like a striking mongoose.

Related to the salty pirate.

I was banging Melissa last nite, and I gave her a salty mongoose, all Riki Tiki Tavi-style.

by Josh April 13, 2004

Salty Walter

Giving oral sex (cunnilingus, analingus) after having ejaculated.

Going back down on someone (eating out or rimming) after you've blown your load.

"He was such a freak he pulled out of my ass and immediately went to town lickin' it all up, he must love Salty Walter's"

by honeylamb November 15, 2004

salty walrus

When you cum in someone's nostril and he or she snorts it in.

Person: "What the hell?"
You: "Ha ha, salty walrus!"

by daniel July 22, 2004

Salty Johns

When you stop start (edging) and then some of your own semen enters your mouth by accident upon ejaculation.

Jacob: "So guys i was stop starting last night and some jizz got in my mouth!"
Adrian: "well thats Salty Johns mate!"

by ChristiesALoser May 23, 2015

Salty Eye

When a person shits and fails to clean up or "finish the paperwork" there may be a slight discomfort around the anal region, a slight burn to every step you take.

Man I think I gotta go and finish the paperwork, I've got the ol' salty eye happening!!

by brentlyexperience October 20, 2008

Salty Macdougal

Sucking a dude off when your in the ocean.

This girl gave me a salty macdougal, and the salt water made my dick feel weird.

by Richard MacDougal April 5, 2008