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Stone Temple Pilots

Best fucking band ever. Scott Weiland is God.
Burn, burn, burn! Burn your wicked garden down. - Stone Temple Pilots
by Christian335 August 13, 2017
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stone age wank

when you dont have anything to masturbate to so you must think about it
the internet is down so i'll have to stone age wank
by R1E2U3 May 20, 2017
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Stonedalini

Being in the Now here- the state of kundalini. the absolute bliss, no past bothers, no future anxiety. In a total state of the now here , when being stoned.
Last night Bong sesh was a total stonedalini for me broski! a much needed on after the stressful time.
by 7Giri December 17, 2018
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Stone's Law

The principle that the more stoned you are, the more likely normal things around you are to break. It is a direct relationship between the user and the objects (electronics, doors, food packaging, public fountains) wherein the objects break in front of the user, causing him or her to wonder if the item is really broken or if they are really high.

Circa 2012: named for the American designer, professor and coffee connoisseur, who first proposed such an idea in 2006.
(After getting high) "Weird, my headphones have always worked before but now the left earpiece is broken. Is it broken? Or is this just Stone's Law?"
by StonesLaw March 4, 2019
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Stone

The thing that thanos used to kill half of all life on the universe
Thanos has two stones now
by Men cat man May 26, 2019
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Stone

Stone is a very athletic guy and he tries to make people laugh. He loves sports he also likes to be in the outdoors. He is very loyal to a girl if they’re loyal back to him. He does not like to argue and He tries to live his best life.
Stone is a good guy.
by Rare names May 28, 2019
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Stone Shit Storm

When a woman is washing her mans "stones" in the shower, and the man sharts, thinking it was a fart, and accidentally shits on the woman.
"Hey Frank. I'm gonna be late to work today. The hubby asked me to wash his pebbles while in the shower, and he ended up giving me a Stone Shit Storm. So imma need another shower to get the poop off."
by Big Nuts McJim April 4, 2020
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