Spunker

Functional male genitalia

Jarryd (whips out his spunker)
Gerald - Jesus Jarryd that's a big spunker

Spunker by Harrydon September 12, 2022

rubber spunk 

The semen (better known as cum) inside of a rubber after you finish blowing a big one right after a great fuck.

Man, last night I fucked the hell out of my girl friend and afterward, I pull off the condom and slung my RUBBER SPUNK all over her shit.

She call me a nasty ass bastard, but I didn't care; She already got my shit off.....LOL

rubber spunk by Doctor Mattadon December 14, 2008

Wet Spanky 

The act of sticking a used condom inside a woman's anus, allowing it to marinate inside her anal cavity for up to 10 minutes, removing it, and then slapping her in the face with the condom.

Gabriel gave Emily a wet spanky after their sexual intercourse.

Adam pleasured Eve, and then proceeded to give her a wet spanky.

Wet Spanky by Jabriel Guan June 18, 2011

Smurf Spunk

A kosher alcoholic beverage consisting of 3 specific kosher liquors: STOLICHNAYA blueberry vodka, DEKYPUR Blue Curacao and SAUZA Blue Tequila. This "shot" is served in equal parts over ice, in a highball glass. It is garnished with a floating blue crayon. (It is acceptable, in small bars and homes only, with these tough economic times to chop up the crayon and put a few pieces in the drink.)

I was so hammered last night! Every frame I lost in bowling, I was forced to do a shot of Smurf Spunk! After about 7 of them I lost track, and somehow I thought it'd be funny if I stuck one of the crayons up my ass!

Smurf Spunk by AWESOMERJNM July 28, 2011

PM Spunk 

PM Spunk

PM Spunk is a Visionary in the Fields of Writing, Poetry and Humorism

PM Spunk by HAZIK May 23, 2018

Monk Spunk

Semen which has taken on a slight yellow colour because it’s owner hasn’t ejaculated for a long time.

“It had been so long that when I eventually got laid, I had monk spunk.”

Monk Spunk by Apparently January 13, 2021

sponky

An ethnic slur referring to people of mixed Caucasian and Hispanic ethnicity; a combination of the slurs "honky" and "spic."

My Mom's white but my Dad's Mexican, I'm a sponky.

sponky by Harry Crews January 19, 2008