Shituation

When you have to go number two, and your not in or near a good place to do so

Hey guys, yesterday I was driving and got into a shituation.
Guy 1- what did you do
Me- pulled over and ran into the woods with some paper towel to go!

by A Hoss November 25, 2021

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simulationship

When two people act like a couple and pretend they love each other, using each other as a placeholder until they meet their true love. Usually there are no problems and both sides acknowledge it.

A: Do you want to get married to him?
B: No, were just in a simulationship. It's like an exclusive emotional open relationship ;)

by Eukie54 December 6, 2021

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when u get dat find pic of a cow next to a red barn and u turn that brilliance and highlight down and then the saturation and vibrance up and then add a little bit of grain and then change the brightness and contrast and then take a dump and wait for the upcummies

friend: *takes a shitty nature picture*

you: "oh you TOTALLY gotta saturation and grain that and put it on insta"

by WORM worrior January 21, 2022

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Shituation

When something gets to be situation.

"What a shit show, it's a shituation"
"OK now it's way bad, has turned into shituation"
#the toons played like good shit, not even close to a shituation "

by Wil_russoul January 29, 2022

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