silk salmoning

Having sexual intercourse whilst in red, silk boxers, holding a briefcase at exactly 62 degrees to the perpendicular, while in the middle of a large pool of salmon fishes, ignoring the life guard, all whilst dancing the highland fling.

That man is silk salmoning in the 2 year old ball pool! and he has my briefcase!

by Sir Oli G bumwart November 12, 2006

Somalian Dick Salmon

Someone or something that exhibits oddness, lack of hygiene, foreign nature, general sliminess, or a combination of them all.

Damn, Ms. Lopez is a Somalian Dick Salmon. You can smell it.

by InShnawWeTrust February 20, 2011

Salmon

The color of a nice pink pussy. The opposite of roast beef.

Man 1: "So bro... Was she a salmon or roast beef?"
Man 2: "She was SALMON!!!"

by urmomsgreat July 27, 2008

Salma

SALMAS HOT

DAYUMMMMM SALMA U HOT ASS

by SALMAS HOT June 23, 2020

mount de sales

SLUTS. FAKE. NOT PREPS NO MATTER HOW HARD THEY TRY. these girls always have drama, they are constantly fighting about something stupid like who wasn't invited to the movie. they all think they are hot shit.

"omg, look at me....my collar is popped...idk why i pop it... but i do because everyone else does"

by Former student '05 May 3, 2005

Car Salesmen

A slang term used to refer to liberals or democrats.

Look at all these car salesmen getting ready for Shillary to cuck their country away.

by JohnMcM3435 September 24, 2016

salmon

A fish that yields pink flesh. Hits the spot when it is:
-steamed with ginger on top
-pan-fried with sweet and sour sauce
-pan fried with curry and onions on top

Mmm, that curry on salmon last night was awesome.

by StatenIslander December 23, 2007