matthew aaron rogers

Musician and funny idiot, slightly less intelligent than his brother so needs to learn something stupid like learning the guitar. He is a well known piss head and funny guy most people refer to him as a teddy bear. The aaron is pronounced "air on". Has really fluffy hair!

"hey dude you look like a teddy but you are kinda looking more like a musical teddy"
"yeah i'm a matthew aaron rogers"

by Teddy Bear1994 November 4, 2013

Max Rogers

An autistic male

We went to the bar last night and Max Rogers sat in the corner alone all night.

by LvHooligan_ August 3, 2022

Mr. Rogers

He was a creepy old man who had his own children’s TV show. He was a real oddball. Mr fucking mcfeely and shit.

Thanks for making me nice and easily trusting of most people, and easy to be taken advantage of. I did exactly what he told me as a child and to be nice to others, and all it did was get me fucking picked on and used... I fucking hate that man.

I can’t believe they made a movie for Mr. Rogers.

by WorseThanHitler November 30, 2020

Rogers Moment

When your connection cuts in and out regardless if you’re a Rogers member or not.

Term to mock the great Rogers power outage of 2022.

“Sorry, I think it just lost you. We’re having a Rogers Moment.”

by RUFF RUFF July 14, 2022

self-rogering

British slang for masturbation. Not to be confused with "a proper rogering", which refers to someone who needs a good fuck.

A few clicks on pHub and it is self-rogering time.

by SteelCityMafia November 24, 2017

Jolly Roger

When when you pull out your dick, and let someone snort powder off of it, and then you hit her person in the face.

I got a Jolly Roger but he got a black eye.

by anonymous June 7, 2024

Roger

A really stupid person. Teachers and students usually don't like him. You can say that he is really ugly.

Exapmle
Person: did you hear that the teacher called Roger retarded?

by ihateroger.com October 24, 2018