Randy's wife

An inhuman specimen of unimaginable heft. Randy's wife can and shall be the substitute for the proverbial "your mom is so fat..." joke as your mom has thus lost the title for the single fattest entity in the known universe.

Randy's wife is so fat, the flies she attracts need jet assistance to achieve escape velocity

by Notable FWI alumni March 21, 2024

Randy's wife

An inhuman specimen of unimaginable heft. Can be a substitute for the proverbial "your mom is...." jib, as your mom has since lost the title of the fattest known entity in the known universe to Randy's wife.

Randy's wife is so fat she has her own gravitational pull

by Notable FWI alumni March 21, 2024

Randy Thorne

Persons that never make time to go fishing. Simple minded person that can’t get their priorities straight

My friend is being such a Randy Thorne , I’m always stuck going by myself.

by Willard childres November 8, 2017

randy candid candy raider

when someone goes around cadging stuff from others

that twert is just a randy candid candy raider

by Candyman Can June 22, 2018

randy

randy is more cuban than domonican

randy is more cuban than dominican

by Real Alberto May 11, 2022

SLICK RANDY

Taking 1 finger across a sweaty ballsack, insert finger in another person's ear.

Did you see Fred give Sarah a slick randy?

by Roanie05 April 25, 2023

RANDI JOHNSTON

The beautiful girl you'd ever meet. With the most precious heart. Known to be quite of an airhead.

"Oh yeah RANDI JOHNSTON ? Oh yeah she's the fuckin best"

by fuckingposiedon January 19, 2022