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Jack is a pastered bitch
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poster

Someone who uses his calve muscles to push himself through the air, making contact with another human being to throw aggressively a round object in a diameter of about a foot and a half. This action is usually followed by a loud scream coming from the person who performed the action and from the crowd. To perform the action, the attendant must have a certain amount of impulse in his legs, witch is more frequently described as "bunnies".
WOOOOH! Westbrook with the POSTER!
by GG yungboi February 12, 2018
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poster kid

Teenagers/young adults who may have earlier identified themselves as punk, emo, scene, or a mixture of those based on the bands they listened to from 2003-2009 that grew Van’s Warped Tour 2005 to its ultimate success headlining My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, Thrice, Motion City Soundtrack, Avenged Sevenfold, etc.
I was a total poster kid in high school
by inxthisxlove June 21, 2018
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Postergeist

Someone who is a serial social media poster. They post all over the place on every board, every page, and reply to as many comments and posts as they can to the point where they end up most of the time annoying people.
Why is my phone blowing up with so many notifications at once?
Ah it must be a postergeist.
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 8, 2018
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Posterpredictiphoria

The social media phenomena of knowing who posted something before looking at who the original poster is, (typically caused by personality predictability and lack of deviation in posting patterns.
I saw a meme of a cute dog on my facebook news feed and already knew it was Joe That posted it before I looked to see who posted it, and sure enough it WAS Joe I experiened posterpredictiphoria!
by Mistaduckets January 17, 2019
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Pustrumology

The study of Pokemon
I'm going to college to get my masters in pustrumology
by Scoπ March 5, 2019
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Pasterony

The wife of a pastor who secretly enjoys horses more than the Bible.
Q:Did you see the pastors wife at sunrise pettin those ponies again?
A: I bet she’s really a pasterony!
by Noey Dillon August 22, 2019
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