Pootangaliscious

Someone who can't get any pussy.

Daniel tried to get some from his gf but was turned down.

Damn he's pootangaliscious.

by senia18 April 16, 2011

Pootf

Person Or Object To Fuck

That girl is a pootf

by Rapist in linkin park May 5, 2011

Pooter Tooter

The female fart that, while sitting, begins at the poop shoot and travels along the yellow brick road in bubble-like form to the front butt and makes the perpetrator go "weew" as the bubble squeaks out with a clap.

Girl: Hey Sam...guess what I just did

Boy: Hey Beth I hope its not a pooter tooter ...cause thatd be gross.

Girl: Yeah...that is it.

by The beaver leaver November 13, 2011

pooter wooter

a very brief poot.
a short fart

kid: *ffft*
mom: honey, did you just pooter wooter?
kid: sorry, mom *blush*
mom: youre excused... *waves hand in front of nose*

by bcritters August 4, 2011

pootent

something that stinks like shit

that turd was ruthlessly pootent i could smell taste it in my mouth

by 2tong October 10, 2011

Pootedness

To describe something that smells alot like poots.

Man are you sure you didn't fart, because it smells like pootedness in here!!!

by Danielle123 January 21, 2013

poot hatch

The posterior of an individual; anus.

After you poop, make sure you wipe your poot hatch thoroughly.

by Poot hatch December 20, 2013