by jdoz April 3, 2006
Get the wolf patch mug.An excuse guys or lesbians will use when they're either not interested in a woman or taking a break from women (typically after a break-up).
Implying one is wearing a patch similar to a smoker's nicotine patch.
Implying one is wearing a patch similar to a smoker's nicotine patch.
Whore in bar: Come on, baby! Give me some of your sweet meat!
Man in bar: Sorry, ma'am...I'm on the snatch patch.
Man in bar: Sorry, ma'am...I'm on the snatch patch.
by RNPS April 30, 2008
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The dreaded sticky, and usually ice cold patch, in the bed created when a gay guy either:
- misses the other guy during mutual masturbation and instead cums over the sheets, or
- after successfully shooting his load over the other guy's chest it is caused by the dribbling of the cum down their sides and onto the bed.
- misses the other guy during mutual masturbation and instead cums over the sheets, or
- after successfully shooting his load over the other guy's chest it is caused by the dribbling of the cum down their sides and onto the bed.
Guy 1: 'Why is it always me that gets to sleep in the wet patch?'
Guy 2: '*sniggers* Try aiming better next time!'
Guy 2: '*sniggers* Try aiming better next time!'
by Neo Phoenix September 21, 2012
Get the Wet Patch mug.A term used to call someone something bad without actually even calling them something bad. Basically, call them it, because it means nothing. Nothing at all. Use it whenever you feel like it. Just credit this site.
by Sean McDonald June 13, 2005
Get the Patcher mug.The hair that men sometimes forget to shave usually under the side burns where the beard beggins to form.
by ivette July 19, 2006
Get the patches of kitten hair mug.A hairstyle, usually adopted by elderly white women. A curly, big, fluffy, white, round ball of hair on one's head. Similar to an afro.
The hairstyle is a "cotton patch" when such "ball of hair" is so big that when you're driving behind the person in your car, you can't see around her hair.
The hairstyle is a "cotton patch" when such "ball of hair" is so big that when you're driving behind the person in your car, you can't see around her hair.
Driver: *tries to see through the windshield of the car in front* "Man, that woman's got some big hair."
Me: "OMG, that woman's got a HUGE cotton patch!"
All: LOL
Me: "OMG, that woman's got a HUGE cotton patch!"
All: LOL
by HexMaster August 16, 2007
Get the cotton patch mug.Bicatine is derived from the word bicky + nicotine. Bicky is derived from the popular term disco biscuit another term for the party drug ectasy.
by Beau Hooper April 29, 2008
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