Poke-Jew

Someone who is still near the begining of a Pokemon video game. And has gained three or more legendary Pokemon, as well as three or more super powerful Pokemon.

Them-
My pokemon: Entei, Darkrai, Shiny Gyarados, Onyx, Nidoking, Raikou, Gengar, Larvitar, crocanaw, Scyther, Pikachu, Pidgeotto, Ditto, Dialga, and Teddiursa lol

You-
Yup you fucking traded with somebody. Poke-jew.

Them-
Lol i got Dialga in a trade for my Togetic, And others i got from other people online.. Raikou entei gyarados though they were from my game

You-
Yup. you still retain your title as poke-jew

Them-
Hahaa

by Extremlyannoyed April 4, 2010

super poke

The act of banging a bitch while she's on facebook

I super poked shannon last night while she was on facebook!

by mc guyver June 4, 2009

poke war

when someone uses the poke feature on facebook to make a woman's vagina immediately begin to tingle and after a while cream herself

rosa pokes jeff

jeff pokes rosa back

rosa immediately creams herself

this is just the beginning of a poke war it continues until someone gives up

by niagrafalls January 30, 2010

coke poke

When you give a woman cocaine for sex. Or simply have sex while using cocaine.

Im gona stop by the meth clinic and see if there's any sluts looking for a coke poke.

I coke poked Liz last night, bitch is a ho!

by cappdoodledoo May 23, 2011

Podestrian

A word to define a prick wielding an Ipod. Often worn by those bastard taxdodging student who probably get them for free. Often showing off free gadgets to the poor work foce who actually have to buy theirs themselves.
see scum

Cheg, let's drive into town and run down some bitch ass tax dodging podestrian's

by esworb October 1, 2005

toe poke

someone who fucks another with their toe.

that lady is a toe poke. poor boyfriend...

by joe! July 1, 2005

poke

this occurs when two people are having an intense make out session then the lady feels something super long and hard on her lower end !(this only occurs if he had a major dickkk!)

Sally and Ted were having an INTENSE make out session on his bed, his mom didnt care if he did stuff with a girl in his bed, as long as he didnt get a girl pregnent, so ted's parents did not check up on them. During this make out session, Sally suddenly feels a poke on her lower end (long and hard) she looks down, and smiles back up at Ted, he makes an embarrased face, then she smiles back and leans in to his ear and wispers seductively, "I guess my job is working babe." They continue on with their make out session and the whole time, she felt his boner getting harder and harder on her.

by Shalowafawnduh, and Juan Pablo July 9, 2010