noodle pimp

a chinese man who consorts with multiple women, running a business in which the women sell their bodies for the profit of both themselves and the pimp.

usually dangles strands of noodles into there vaginas as payment.

Normal guy: omg look at that chinese kid! whats he doing with that noodle and that ho!?
Normal guy2: Its pretty obvious.. hes the noodle pimp in this block.

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Steven: i really want to be a noodle pimp when im older
Diddy: yeh me too!

by Dom and matt April 25, 2006

Ass Pimp

Is a pimp who owns man hoes and sells them for sexual pleasure.

Look at that guy over there, hes an ass pimp

by toxicity777 October 16, 2008

pimp your myspace

Refers to sites that people use to make their myspace pages look 'SO PIMPED OUT.' This ususally includes many obnoxious sparkling graphics, ugly backgrounds, huge fonts, more sparkling graphics, sexy dollies, oversized images...all in all, horibble html.

Oh grrrrl, your myspace is lookin so good! how did you get it to look so sparkly and cute?!

You need to pimp your myspace! Check out this stupid, random site and plug in these codes so your page can look horrible and freeze up everyones' computers just like mine does!

by tamster May 17, 2006

Pimp Crack

When you Have you car windows tinted and you roll them down to where the point closest the the mirrors meets the window so you can let your music out and get air but people cant see you.

"I roll with a pimp crack" "pimp crack!!!!"

by Jayimc December 14, 2008

penny pimp

A man that thinks he is a pimp but only picks up worthless chunk busted hoes.

Cafu, get your penny pimp ass over here and leave that hoe alone

by Dub C August 16, 2004

Lazy pimp slap

Being so lazy or tired that you just turn your body to pimp someone in the face.

Girlfriend-"Your home early"
You-*Lazy pimp slap* "WHERE MAH SAMMICH"

by Anonymous Bobbert January 19, 2011

pimp slap

As shown in the movie How High, the new pimp slap is delivered with the palm of the hand dusted with baby powder, leaving a palm print on the face of the slapee.
old school pimp slap is basically a cross body back hand with the rest of the body remaining still.

did this hoe disrespect me? I'm gonna have to pimp slap her.... *SLAP!*

by Mikemikeymike Jones December 28, 2005