Cabbage Patching

Taking a kief dusted nugget of marijuana and inserting it into your rectum, to experience euphoric pleasure and an unparalleled high.

Cabbage Patching that nugget got me feeling so euphoric!

by Mmmmmmmm1000 March 08, 2023

where's the patch

What you should be asked when you complain that your favorite software is missing a feature or has a bug.

You: Why doesn't this program make me a sandwich instead of just sorting lines of text?

Software author: I'd be happy to merge those changes for you. Where's the patch?

by Spirit Bear January 17, 2012

soft patch

What you need to land on -- especially when falling from a great height.

Friend: Listen, friend, I can't pull you up. You need to let go... swing your body and aim for the soft patch.

You: OMG. OMG. OMG.

Friend: The soft patch is right to the left of those jagged boulders and just to the right of that rusty metal fence. Aim for that soft patch.

You: *cries*

by babysparks August 06, 2011

story patch

When your story has a hole in it you give it a story patch

Eric cleverly used a story patch when Emily accused him of lying

by The definer 2000 March 12, 2017

smoosh patch

The underlying hair beneath an otherwise shaved vagina; used to soften the blow of balls slapping and soaking up sex sweat.

Without that girl's smoosh patch, my balls would be hurtin'

by ZeroCool73 April 02, 2016

Bro Patch

Ladies commonly tattoo the lower part of their back and men call it the "tramp stamp". It is rare but in some men they bare the mark of the "Bro Patch" tattoo on the lower part of their back. These men normally carry a fanny pack and almost never take off their shirts.

Hey man, is that a "Bro Patch" I see peeking out of from underneath your shirt?

by GES? July 17, 2022

Gnat Patch

Your pubic hair

Thats a nasty gnat patch

by Kooziez July 19, 2011