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poned

poned: getting your but kicked by anyone in anything(mostly combat sports) with an outstanding win, causing disgrace and/or shame. punched + owned = poned
Dude did you see the fight last night? That one guy got poned!!!!
by isaac??? August 11, 2008
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pawned

A word that is use by people who don't know the real history of pwned and are a bunch of stupid idiots who should get their words straight.
"I s0 pawned j00!!!!"
"937 y0|_||2 \/\/0|2|)5 57|24!9|-|7 /\/008!3 !75 p\/\//\/3|)"
by g28401 September 20, 2005
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PONED

{Poned}This is when you put your cheek out for someone to kiss and when they lean in... you move and kiss them on the lips! YOU JUST GOT PONED BITCH!!!!!!
John leaned his cheek into Haleigh's face and and when she closed her eyes to kiss his cheek he switched it up and she kissed him on the lips! SHE GOT PONED!!! everyone saw it, don't try and lie Haleigh. Just ask Andrew and Stewart!
by Okie Doke! April 1, 2009
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Pineda

A gay man that pretends too be straight with abnormally wide fat woman hips
Ew did you see those twins??Such pinedas.
by sydgirl123 October 1, 2015
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pwnd

thinking you're going to win easily and then getting annihilated!!!
Being in the lead 80 points to -35 in 45's and then losing 130-125 to a Viking and Cake
by Cake Hamartia February 8, 2003
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pwnd

What happens to Nervulus when Foxflight walks by
Holy shit! Did you see when Ponyflight PWND! Nervulus last night?!?!
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Pwner

a fully erect penis that is a direct result of doing well or "pwning" in a shooting game. It is from of an inferiority complex in which a psychological trigger is such that the virtual acts of handling a gun and shooting translate directly as a faux-penis. The disorder mostly effects "under-developed" males, whose latent insecurity often manifests itself during such bouts of "masculine dominance". Believed to be homoerotic in nature, groups of pwner "enthusiasts" have become popular in instant gratification games that allow players to kill quickly and often. The largest population of men who suffer from this condition are members of the Modern Warfare 2 communities. If left untreated "pwner syndrome" can develop into UPW (Uncontrollable Penis Waggle).
by Snack_Cake July 8, 2010
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