patty shake

a warm handshake between two people. Initiated by one person, who extends both hands at the same time; one in the shake position, the other to be on the outside of the shake reciever (or shakee, as one might call it). This combination of hand shake and slight compression on the backside of the hand being shaken creates a shake sandwhich. It is often performed with a slight inclination of the upper body towards the shakee. Most often used by older people, and has been mastered by such presidents as George Bush, for meeting foreign ambassadors and other figures.

I went to quickly shake George Bush's hand after his speech, but he whipped out the old patty shake, and I couldn't get out.

by John Austin March 9, 2007

Petting the White Rhino

a slang term used for doing cocaine through the rectum.

"Dave Breedlove likes Petting the White Rhino while on holiday in Caracas."

by Cris Cotner May 28, 2008

Petting the eagle

Using American-based imagery to get consumers to purchase your product.

I've seen a lot of corporations petting the eagle since September 11th.

by The Commadore September 29, 2008

Patty Porter Special

"Patty Porter Special"

A deli sandwhich consisting of 2 scoops of tuna inbetween 2 choice cuts of roast beef.

This sandwhich consist of 2 generous scoops of tangy tuna coupled tightly inbetween roast beef lips, jalepeno's and banana peppers are additional flavor additions that compliment this tangy tuna treat

I need something Tangy and tuna, Dude! just get a patty porter special

When jake got into my car he instantly noticed the tangy tuna smell drifting from my lunchbox, "What the fuck is that smell" He replied

it's just a Patty porter special bra

That girls crotch smelled like a dying tuna, Dude, you just got a patty porter special.

by Sourcream December 16, 2012

patty flipping

When one boy flips another boys breasts when they pass each other in the hallway.

Joey was seen patty flipping in the hall the other day. He needs a detention.

by Boom12345778984 August 26, 2017

Perty The Whale

The retarted cousin of perry the platypus

A whale???? PERTY THE WHALE???!!!!

by Gog403 February 6, 2023

The Patty Crawford

The Patty Crawford is when a male/female puts the pole end of his/her tennis racket in their asshole and spank his/her partner with the other end of the tennis racket. This must be performed naked.

Damn last night i was crazy! Zack and I did The Patty Crawford.

by Rumple Rose Stillskin March 20, 2010