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Oliver McArdle

He is without doubt the pinnacle of the human race. Undoubtedly the world's best shag, his man wand reaches 14 inches and even has its own brain.
You can find Oliver in your mum, most of the time, all of the time.
Sometimes your dad can't even hold back the urge of Oliver McArdle.
He is without queation an undefeatable athlete, an unaware challenger will simply shoot themselves if found trying to challenge the great Mc.
All bow down to him and is unquestionably the most badass human on the planet.




he stills sucks cock though.
Ryan: Hey, have u seen Oliver McArdle playing football, that dude is tiiiiight!!!!

Jordan: I no, dude for some reason i just wanna let him shred up my bumhole

Ryan: True, true...apparently he wraps it round his leg, its that big!!!
by JordanB1991 February 11, 2009
mugGet the Oliver McArdlemug.

Oliver Twist

A Chinnese Burn on the area of the male reproductive organ, The Cock.
by Podge H February 23, 2009
mugGet the Oliver Twistmug.

Oliver Twist

When a man takes his penis or "Oliver" and twists it into the shape of a pretzel and inserts it into a womens vagina and as he has intercourse his "olvier" untwists
"hey Marvin what you do last night with Meg?"

"Nigga I gave her and Oliver Twist"
by BigSloppyNigger May 30, 2009
mugGet the Oliver Twistmug.

Conlan Oliver

Some fat retard that is addicted to eating six sandwiches or any other ungodly amount of fat people food. He is so ugly and fat, no woman would ever even think about talking to him. He weighs over a metric shit ton and is fucking gay. He also has a fat fucking chode, clocking in at about three inches long. Conlan Oliver is nothing but a fat, gay retard.
by MilkyMike15 April 30, 2019
mugGet the Conlan Olivermug.

olive wallet

A stretchy slab of skin that usually holds testicles or cosmetic testicles made of any hard substance such as glass, marble, and even gold.
Jim's olive wallet tore when he attempted to jump the barbed wire fence spilling his wet olives everywhere.
by leadfarmer1612 April 21, 2010
mugGet the olive walletmug.

Fork Olives

A term used to describe a person who is not "in" on an inside joke.
by AleeEvermore November 17, 2009
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pressing the olives

Male masturbatIon, the olives being your balls and pressing them to make "olive oil" come out
"hey man just start going to school without me, my olives are kind of plump right now"

"Hey man where's dave?"
"He's pressing the olives atm"
by kingbumii June 15, 2015
mugGet the pressing the olivesmug.

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