the moist

incorrectly pronounced word which is meant to be pronounced 'the mouaoust'

here comes the moist the magic moist

by Hele March 17, 2005

moisturization

The act of moisturizing; the state of being moist, that which restores moisture, contentment; gratification; comfort; something which satisfies; being slightly wet; liquid.

Christina was suspicious of her lover's toe licking number but her pussy, peeking from under her skirt commando style, achieved moisturization!

by amzzz February 19, 2008

moist

its the insides of a ladies thong when she walks past my wood

as my wood grew it became evident that she was moist from the noise her minge was making, and the dripping down her leg

by chap your lady October 23, 2003

Heat Sinking Moisture Missile

Heat Sinking Moisture Missile is a more commonly used term to refer to a man's penis, when the penis is on track to soon penetrate a woman's vagina.

I guided my heat sinking moisture missile between her legs.

by Sylvan Said May 21, 2009

Get your eyebrows moist

To wetten ones eyebrows.

It is possible to moisten ones eyebrows by dipping them in a bowl of water.

Uses in a sentence:

Present tense: The man instructed you to "Get your eyebrows moist".
Past tense: The man got his eyebrows moist".

by Eyebrow January 13, 2014

Moist

If things are remotely gay or unfashionable.

"Did you see those guys kissing? that was moist..."

"Where did you get that wife beater vest? it's moist."

by Butlargin November 16, 2011

Moist

Funny.

The word moist is considered to be amusing to some individuals, so the natural progression of the term became to refer to things that were funny as "moist."

"The Daily Show is so freakin' moist!"

by Roni Uremetsu October 2, 2005