midget

1) An erect penis or dick that is small in size
2) A penis that is short with very little girth
3) A waste of time for a sexual experience
4) A penis that is shorter than the balls
5) Something that can give you nightmares

"Girl don't mess with him, he's working with a midget!"
"Look at the midget, he's just a little baby!"

by Blkfroggy June 28, 2006

midget thug

a short person who is a drugge too!

You are such a midget thug!

by gretchen August 31, 2003

exploding midget

it looks like a butt

ofblulararabh!

by yo mama July 17, 2003

tall midget

Someone who falls below average height, but is still too tall to be considered a midget.

Steve asked Rebecca out on a date, but his tall midget stature of only 5'10" resulted in his immediate rejection.

(At a midget club called Lowriders)
Midget 1: Dude, that bouncer is huge.
Midget 2: I know. He's like 5'6". I wouldn't want to piss him off. I'd shit myself.

by Beefy Queefy December 5, 2016

midget toss

While your penis is inside the womans vagina shake her repediatly and after you climax toss her over your head (kinda of like a belly to belly suplex) and point and laugh at her pain.

I midget tossed that bitch all accross the room last night!!!
- Snootch to the nootch

by MGS with BS June 19, 2006

midget

One who is less than 5 feet, 7 inches tall.

I am 5'6 7/8". I think I'm going to go kill myself

by I hate college November 4, 2004

Midge

ugliest thing you have ever seen
creation much like Frankenstien
ewww

"Damn look at midge"

by Mike Manders February 15, 2005