boring meeting

When the most interesting things are me, myself and I or a "Don't Get Molested" video.

This is a boring meeting.

by Mr Neo Anderson May 21, 2017

Midnight Melvin

When a person playing poker decides to play cards that they should have folded all they way to the river and catches a "miracle card" to win the hand.

Person 1: Man, no matter what the bet Gary never folds his losing hands.

Person 2: yup, he waits for the river, total Midnight Melvin...

by 18cent June 12, 2017

drunk meeting

it is where you gather as a group and talk about your drunk sins

''my names Andreja and I'm an alcoholic...''
''hello Andreja, hello everyone''
'' I love my drunk meetings''

by reecerewrgwrnhjyu,.io'opr July 11, 2017

production meeting

Taking a shit. Or going number two. Saying it in a discreet way.

Sorry I'm late I was in a production meeting.

by Fob6666 November 1, 2017

Wet Melvin

Similar to a “Wet Willy,” a Wet Melvin is the act of licking one’s hand and smearing it down someone’s face.

“I swear she’s gonna get a Wet Melvin if she keeps pissing me off”

“Giving him a Wet Willy would be too nice. He’s getting a Wet Melvin”

by robbiekates November 1, 2017

captains meeting

When one leader of a country or other territory would meet with other leaders and they all proceed to touch the tips of their penisis together, creating a manhood circle of testosterone.

I’m going to the captains meeting because I’m someone who goes to those.

by Coolguy86 November 27, 2017

Intergalactic meeting

When two dudes beat off while docking.

"Hey I heard you and larry had an intergalactic meeting at his place." Tony.
"Woah, word travels fast I see." Carson.

by CHONK GanG October 28, 2018