Emil Maurice was an early member of the National Socialist German Workers' Party and a founding member of the Schutzstaffel (SS). He was Hitler's first personal chauffeur, and was one of the few persons of mixed Jewish and ethnic German ancestry to serve in the SS, being declared an honorary Aryan by Adolf Hitler in 1935.
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Dealt with a number of different topics, most notably Paternity tests, involving women who had slept with up to 20 men and asserting that the last one is the real father of her child. Ends in drama, with either the woman running offstage after the paternity results shows the man on stage is not the real father of the child, or the mother's vindication and demanding that the man be a father to his child. Such is the outcome that Maury is looking for, being a advocate for the nuclear family.
Dealt with a number of different topics, most notably Paternity tests, involving women who had slept with up to 20 men and asserting that the last one is the real father of her child. Ends in drama, with either the woman running offstage after the paternity results shows the man on stage is not the real father of the child, or the mother's vindication and demanding that the man be a father to his child. Such is the outcome that Maury is looking for, being a advocate for the nuclear family.
A parody episode of The Maury Povich Show:
Man: There ain't no way I'm that baby's daddy, Maury. That girl sleeps with everyone. Hell, she'd probably fuck a pack of hotdogs if they looked at her the right way.
Maury: Well, the test results are in. In the case of four-year-old Smith-and-Wesson Jr, you are not the father!
(Woman runs offstage crying, crowd boos and man jeers)
Man: There ain't no way I'm that baby's daddy, Maury. That girl sleeps with everyone. Hell, she'd probably fuck a pack of hotdogs if they looked at her the right way.
Maury: Well, the test results are in. In the case of four-year-old Smith-and-Wesson Jr, you are not the father!
(Woman runs offstage crying, crowd boos and man jeers)
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