martin

Someone who thinks they know it all and generally does, proving their friends wrong a LOT!

Oh I thought I was gonna give birth to a girl but my friend said it would be a boy and he was right. He's such a Martin!

by BigMart December 11, 2008

Chicago Martini

To drink douche water

After Molly douched, I treated myself to a Chicago martini.

by Chuck Mangioni September 28, 2003

Martin

A sexual act where a woman licks from a mans asshole up his taint to his balls. The greatest and most intense sexual act you will experience in your lifetime.

Guy 1: Man that girl over there is hot
Guy 2: I know right she gave me a Martin last weekend, best one I've ever had
Guy 1: You better wife that one

by Allan Kaeger November 6, 2015

George Martinez

A caddy who devotes his life to illegally making non-taxed money from a private corporation. His daily dress code is the following: generic white collared shirt tucked into hand-sewn khaki shorts. To complete his costume he applies a "titleist" golf cap which he found in the lost and found in the pro shop ( good as new for him). He is known as the best caddy at the club, and his caddy skills surpass that of any tour pro caddy, yet he can not receive this level of recognition due to his illegal living status. In a mere one day at the caddy shack, one may learn of thousands of instances where George caddied for a famous person and " got teeped one twenti fi, es a great loop". Even though this crazed man shares thousands of useless stories, he has yet to realize that he is truly insignificant in the real world. Only when on the grounds of the club does any feel his breathtaking aura. If you are a fellow caddy who is lucky enough to be paired with george, your job will be easy considering george knows the break on your putt from 200 yards out. he knows the greens better than he knows his family.... because he has no family, so to speak. Although many would dread to be in his position making 35,000 dollars a year, barely enough to support himself, if you are of hispanic or Dominican decent, the dream is unattainable. One of such ethnicity must work hard for many years to make such terrible money, its the life of an illegal. may george martinez live on forever!

George Martinez

by caddy 51 August 9, 2010

Cody Martin

A person who is very caring and an amazing boyfriend. One who is a big nerd but at the same time very affectionate. A Cody Martin Is a funny person who has gotten in a relationship on November 22nd. And an amazing giver of oral.

You better hope you get with someone like a Cody Martin!

by BrokenSmiles1995 January 3, 2012

Martinette

The kind of girl you take home to your family. Smart, hard working, beautiful, usually has red hair, but that is a bonus.

That girl is a real Martinette. Always working hard and dang she is so beautiful.

Look at that girls red hair? Its so magical. Reminds me of a Martinette.

by Martinette Fan November 22, 2011

Marching Band

Marching Band = Life

The greatest friends you will ever have. The most amazing people you will ever meet.
Marching Band is the most fun you can possible have with your friends.

Band Bus = Only place you can be tired and hyper at the same time.
Your social life from Summer to the end of Fall.
Common Phrases
1. Band Ten Hut!
2. Roll Your Feet!
3. Toes HIGHER!
4. Drumline, take a lap.
5. Mellos, you get a waterbreak first.
6. Colorguard, smile smile smile!
7. Woodwinds, we can't hhhheeeaaarrr yoooouuuu!!! (j/k)
8. This is MARCHING band, not WALKING band!
9. LEFT, LEFT, LEFT RIGHT, LEFT
10. Stop talking and drop and give me 20. When we leave this practice we will either be better or we will be stronger.
11. Halftime IS Gametime
12. Maybe a few hours of staring into the sun will help you remember your sunglasses at tomorrow's practice.

"Hey, Can you go to the movies Friday?"

"Nope, I have to go to the game. Halftime show."

"What about Saturday?"

"Can't. Marching Band Competition."

"Sunday?"

"Sorry. Resting from the competition."

by Mellogirl November 10, 2008