major smoothie meltdown

When working at a smoothie shop and having backed up blenders, smoothies that wont blend and worst of all: exploding smoothies. Must be simultaneous to be classified as a major smoothie meltdown. It's known to induce panic attacks and suicidal thoughts

I need backup, stat! We're having a major smoothie meltdown!

by ihatesmoothies November 13, 2011

Major Sport

Activity that is demanding of physical prowess, it is competitive and it makes you sweat a lot (this includes cleaning)

"Cleaning is a major sport"

by Ten Inches January 1, 2012

majoritools

people who believe in the 'majority rules' philosophy.

look at these over-zealous majoritools right here, homes. looting will never equate to winning a shopping spree.

by somethingplex1 December 29, 2011

Majoob

When the name of an object is forgotten or cannot be bought to mind.

"Ere, Pass me the majoob"

by Jimidge January 11, 2012

major key

A big part in achieving success. Dj Khaled is known for saying this and giving people major keys.

Major key alert: stay focused and on track

by AL2000 October 6, 2016

major key

A key leading you to the road of more success,notice I said more. Popularized by DJ kahled

Major key, keep "They" away from you.

by Whynot October 4, 2016

major key

How has no one explained this here, A MAJOR KEY IS WHAT THEY DONT WANT YOU TO HAVE.

OH MY GOD THERE ISNT A DEFINITION OF MAJOR KEYS BECAUSE THEY DONT WANT YOU TO HAVE MAJOR KEY DEFINITIONS

by mikemajorkey September 21, 2016