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maximillian john

a hott sexy piece of ass who has a nice dick
a hottie with a body and a cutie with a bootie
MEGHANNS MAN!! back off bicthes
Maximillian John and meghann are so cute together.
Maximillian John is mine and lizzi's daddy.
Maxmillian John is so hott!
by krissy September 29, 2003
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Maximus-Obesitus III

The state of obesity at which there is no hope of recovery. Friends and family might as well order a piano box and hope it comes before the individual dies. The individual must be kept in a garage to insure access of heavy machinery for the removal of said persons earthly remains. The existence of this individual is beyond worthless; it is a negative value to society. Streets may have to be shut down as cranes bring the remains to an open field. The only benefit from their burial is that the displacement of dirt is so great that many sledding hills can be formed from it. However, they have achieved no points in life and we can only hope that God sends them to hell to sweat off all their fat before allowing them to crowd up heaven.
Holy Cow! Have you seen Maxwell lately? He is totally looking like a Maximus-Obesitus III
by Dugz May 8, 2010
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maxim

A studied man that had wealth, was showing for a maxim at front cover of a weekly magazine. I was becoming happy, to be going to read about him, that I could learn for myself too.
by man!? May 10, 2017
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maximize

1) A very extraordinary hacker who gets paid to do absolutely nothing such as website/ftp exploitation, social engineering, and opticle cryptography processing. See Cam0.

2)To assign the highest importance to.

3)The best.

4)Sometimes Maximize is spelled "Maxamize", when this occurs it is recognized as a flaw to one's spelling, but to hackers it is encouraged as a "1337" way of talking especially when you are referring to MX from the AOL Scene.

5)A computer/graphics mastermind. See Mx also.
- OMG, Maximize. Can you please hack me a website, perferably AOL?

- “the ideal of maximizing opportunity through the equalizing of educational opportunity” (Robert J. Havighurst)"

- I need to Maximize my graphics so I can get more hits on my website! Oh, MX will you develop these images for me?!?
by MX April 28, 2005
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meximelt

A sweaty Mexican/Hispanic who works for the landscaping business or some agricultural job.
Wife: Honey, our house's landscaping looks really shitty.
Husband: Don't worry, I'll just call some meximelts and they'll fix it up.
by yay life! June 22, 2006
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glutimus maximus

The latin word glutimus maximus means your arse.
" I have a real pain in my glutimus maximus!"
by Mikethegreat scouser November 18, 2006
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Maximus

Ew gross Becky don't hook up with him he's such a Maximus
by SlayBitch101 June 19, 2016
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