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Message

to run an errand, to pick up groceries
You said you were doing a message, just going down to the shops.
by Karen January 18, 2004
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Sext Message

a message one receives during a sexting session (sex via text message) like phone sex
Robert Blanco to Mike Alejandro: "You came after one sext message???!!!!"

Kevin Finnegan: "ahahahahahha OMFGBBQ!"
by ROBEEERRRTTT September 14, 2009
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i approve this message

What every political figure seems to say at the end of their ads.
"... I'm John Kerry, and I approve this message."

"... I'm George W. Bush, and I approve this message."
by JenThe80'sFan July 28, 2004
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double message

The annoying habit whereby someone leaves you the same voicemail message on more than one of your phones (i.e. your cell and your home; your work and your cell; etc.) and then you have to listen through the exact same message twice.
Most people have a friend or family member who has this habit and those people are known as double messagers.
Dude, Nick double messaged me on my cell and at home! He bugs.

Mike is such a double messager. Doesn't he know I already got the first message?
by Mrs S May 17, 2007
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Text message

When you tell someone to send you meaningless texts just so that you can use your phone to massage yourself or somebody else.
Hey John can you give me a Text message? Just send me the same text like 50 times.
by Dot584 February 8, 2010
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Mossage

Of or pertaining to a homosexual's message marked by overly excited remarks like "OMFG" or "holy Cher that was amazing". Usually the font is a dead giveaway consisting of large, curvy pink letters all in caps.
The word is pronounced: (moe')-ssage i.e. homomessage minus the ho and replacement of the me.
Yestarday I checked Tom Cruise's away mossage and it said, "OMFG BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN IS COMING OUT SOON I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE TWO HOTT MEN KISSING...p.s. i love you katie."
by Matthew Brian December 5, 2005
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sext message

when u recieve a text message that contains a sexual picture
i got a boner when i recieved a sext message from sarah
by awesomnessguy May 11, 2010
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