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canadian love

A sexual act including maple syrup, canada (of course) and maple trees.... It starts with banging a girl so hard that you knock her out.... Then you bring her up, (if you live in America) to Canada... smother her face with pure maple syrup, then stick her head to a maple tree. Make sure to leave a note saying your sorry for the inconvenience and a map of where she is.
"Hey Tony! I'm going to Canadian Love your mom tonight!"
"Sweet man (haha I crack myself up) just make sure you put some clothes on her before you stick her, it's cold up there"
"Dude, No shit sherlock, I always pack the finest eskimo jackets."
canadian love by Stevo K March 27, 2008
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bum love 

love through the bum (anal)
John gave David bum love
bum love by John Masters April 5, 2003

love that for you 

kind of like love that, but generally means that you don't actually care
a: omg, i got a 101% on the bio exam
b, who got a 60%: wow, love that for you

Guy Love 

When two guys are in love with each other, but in a non-homosexual way. Its like more than a best friend. Sort of like a bromance.
I don't know why people think its gay for guys to hug. It's just guy love...
Guy Love by Batdude247 June 16, 2009

Unrequited love 

The crappiest, most hurtful, painful and confusing thing out there. It's basically when you're in lvoe with someone who will never love you and if your like me, he's your bestfriend and you know everything about him and him to you but it'll never work out because of obliviousness and fear to tell him. If you aren't like me, then the situation may vary to someone whos a total dick to someone who doesnt know you exist to your ex.
Ex: Me "I love him with my entire heart for 2 yrs and hes my bestfriend. Why can't he see I love him?"

friend: "unrequited love, hunny."
Unrequited love by Mel Swirls April 20, 2010

love off 

the act of liking/having a crush on somebody
"She used to love me off in high school"

Man: "I used to love off Ksenia"

Man 2: "Really? You had a crush on her?"
Man: "Yeah she was fire"
love off by Phantasy February 16, 2017

I love love you 

“I love love you” is different from an I love you. An I love love you means to love someone more than a friend
person 1:I love love you

person 2:I didn’t think you loved me more than a friend.
person1:well I do🥰
I love love you by billybobby805 December 21, 2018