lobster claw

Derived from the ancient Greek practice of male on male fellatio with one small catch (or pinch); the male giving the fellatio must reach around the asshole and gently (or violently depending on the mood) insert hand/instrument (lobster claw) into anal cavity.Usually results in 3-4 hours of heavy bleeding from the anus.

After giving Lizzy a Rusty Piccolo I proceeded to give Jim a Lobster Claw until he bled to death.

by Gabe Pham October 15, 2007

Rock Lobster

greatest song by the b52's, besides love shack

b52's sing lots of crazy songs like rock lobster

by nico January 22, 2005

Lobster Tail

This is where one person takes a shit, holds it as it's about halfway out so it hangs there, then dips it in butter while someone else sucks on it.

Have you ever been Lobster Tailed?

by Dufflebag November 13, 2011

rock lobster

A code used between two sailors when they dont wanna be gay and say they miss each other!

Hey Christen! Rock Lobster Darlin!

by Extremely large cranium May 20, 2008

Lobster Head

Lobster Head is a lifestyle and a way of looking at the world.
Lobster Head is universal and transcends this universe, expanding infinitely into all universes.
Lobster Head is not only beyond time and space, Lobster Head IS time and space.
Lobster Head is not a religion, but it is the worship of all religions. Lobster Head has always, and will always be.
Lobster Head is love. Lobster Head is hate.
The most important thing to remember is that Lobster Head is forever, the rest will just fall into place.

Lobster Head for life

by anonymouslifelover January 6, 2008

looby

stretched out davey jones wannabe who thinks he wants to bone a jap gal, but is really more interested in her brother!

Don't be a looby...ask the bitch out!

by dude January 12, 2004

lobster

A dual 'Shocker'. Good for threesomes (2 girls one guy) or for streching a girl's anus and/or vagina.

"CHOPPA CHOPPA! I busted out the lobster on those two girls last night!"

by Beniworld September 17, 2008