A computer party where people bring their own computer and moniter and link them up to play war games. Land parties usually involve lots of caffeine (and snacks) to be able to stay up all night. It usually ends up being a sleepover.
My older brother and his friends like to geek it out to the max and have a Land party while my parents are outta town.
by MarnieMichelle August 23, 2007
A nasty, ugly, and usually old thing who hangs out in bars (especially gay bars) ready to pounce on hot, young patrons. As merciless & fast in their approach as real barracudas are in their feeding.
by Robert MacKenzie August 30, 2005
Combination of the terms NBN and MILF which describes a mythical realm dripping with perpetually horny drop-dead gorgeous women between the ages of 35-50. Some upper-middle-class planned suburban communities bursting at the seams with trophy wives may qualify, but most of us will only see them on TV or in the movies.
by The Evil Steve July 29, 2005
this is not a euphemism for brests. It is a testement to how much the man saying it wants more land because he lives in a swamp.
FATHER: Stop that, stop that! You're not going to do a song while
I'm here. Now listen lad, in twenty minutes you're getting married to
a girl whose father owns the biggest tracts of open land in Britain.
HERBERT: But I don't want land.
FATHER: Listen, Alex,--
HERBERT: Herbert.
FATHER: Herbert. We live in a bloody swamp. We need all the land we
can get.
HERBERT: But I don't like her.
FATHER: Don't like her?! What's wrong with her? She's beautiful,
she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land.
I'm here. Now listen lad, in twenty minutes you're getting married to
a girl whose father owns the biggest tracts of open land in Britain.
HERBERT: But I don't want land.
FATHER: Listen, Alex,--
HERBERT: Herbert.
FATHER: Herbert. We live in a bloody swamp. We need all the land we
can get.
HERBERT: But I don't like her.
FATHER: Don't like her?! What's wrong with her? She's beautiful,
she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land.
by malibabub February 02, 2005
Background: Greasy butter from U of D
Definition: When going down on a girl, pull a stick of butter out of pocket (or some other hiding place). Next, shove the stick of butter in the vaginal cavity. Upon insertion, yell "Land O'Lakes bitch," and promoptly prop your foot over the vaginal cavity while holding the girl's two legs. Continue to hold until the butter is completely melted.
Definition: When going down on a girl, pull a stick of butter out of pocket (or some other hiding place). Next, shove the stick of butter in the vaginal cavity. Upon insertion, yell "Land O'Lakes bitch," and promoptly prop your foot over the vaginal cavity while holding the girl's two legs. Continue to hold until the butter is completely melted.
"Yo dude, last night was so crazy. I got so drunk, and I think I gave that wench Doris a Land O'Lakes."
by Bren Donohue December 14, 2004
A hyperactive dog that runs around harrassing, biting, and chewing everyone and everything in its path.
-A shark-like creature that dwells on land. "AKA" Murphy Brown man around town...
-A shark-like creature that dwells on land. "AKA" Murphy Brown man around town...
by jeff March 18, 2005
A used condom or used condoms tossed on the floor out of sheer laziness due to the toilet or even the nearest trashcan being too far away.
by Sex Defender January 25, 2010