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You can lay your legs on me if you want to

Arguably the best, smoothest pick up line known to mankind.

Usually said by a male who is in close proximity to a female, such as two people sitting next to each other on a couch.

An attempt to escalate the level of physicality of a relationship, ideally leading to sex. Often muttered in an incoherent Boston accent.
Male sitting next to a female: "You can lay your legs on me if you want to."

Female: "No thanks."

Male: "Awwp, you don't like me like that? Awwp! Pffh! Awwp!
by CaptainMooseknuckle May 7, 2019
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My dick is so hard I could lay a brick

Having a fully erect penis, that is so hard and ready for sexy time, that it is totally capable of pounding even solid brick to smithereens.
Holy Shit! My dick is so hard I could lay a brick! That's right, I could literally pound the virginity out of a solid brick! So, anyway, what's your mom doing tonight?
by tonyfamous November 2, 2011
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American holiday on July 21. Declared on a scorching hot day in Rochester, NY.
Holy crap, it's 90 degrees in Rochester today. This is officially National Do Nothing But Lay In Front Of The AC With Your Cats Day.
by captainthesaurus July 22, 2011
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LAYS MORE PIPE THAN AN ARABIAN OIL SHEIK / UNION PLUMBER

a cocksman or prolific fornicator; a man who gets more butt than an ash tray, or more ass than a toilet seat at a Red Hot Chili Peppers' concert.
Larry got a leg over three times this week with three different pieces of tail. Madonn'! He lays more pipe than an Arabian oil sheik!
by weave August 25, 2003
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Lil Lay

Lil Lay is usually a person who goes by the name of "FaZe Lacy" or "LacyHimself" he always claims he is Little But he is Fat
by KingHassan October 13, 2025
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Lay a snake

Laying down a nice smooth fart as you’re walking so that the smell slithers and lingers in air much like a fart snake.
Walking through Walmart on a Tuesday.

Joe Bloe: hey I swear I can smell the snake that lady squeezed out as she walked by with her cart.

Joseph blow: yeah dude I bet she did lay a snake as she walked by not giving a fuck
by AnalFan January 12, 2020
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Lays

A beauty queen who never settles for less ✨she a model, 💅 she a queen, but she never not be the OG
She your partner in crime, your ride or die 💀 , the one you desire
She may be named after a crisp packet 🥔, but she won’t pack -it-in, if you talk bad, she’ll be mad and turn into a bowling ball 🎳

So be careful what you say and what you hear because nothing is left unseen from our queens Lays
Disrespect her and you will experience her wrath
Her royal peasants: Lays, OMG is that you queen!
Our queen Lays: why of course it is you idiots. How do you not know me? I am the most known 😒🙄
Peasants: oh we are sorry your royal highness. We deserve to die 💀

Our queen lays: as you should you worthless barbarians
by QueenLays 👑 March 4, 2025
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